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• The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly Gates.
  Saint Peter came over and told the Pope, "Just a minute, I'll be right back"....
• The first grade teacher assigns her class to use the word "contagious" in a sentence.
  The next day, she asks who has their assignment done....
• The Pope... When the pope last visited the U.S., he was in a hurry to get from one event to the next.
  He hopped in the back seat of his limosine, and asked the driver to step on it....
• One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope.
  God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of all the Popes....
• Bubba Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know.
  Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?...
• There once was a guy named Benny. He was sitting in the bleachers at Fenway one day when Wade Boggs hit a homerun.
  He told the guy next to him, Eddie, that he knew everyone....
• Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
  The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good....
• God came down to the Pope and said to him, "JP, you have been a good pope and so I am going to reward you with three wishes.
  Stunned, the Pope said, "First of all, I would like the world to end it's petty bickering about religion and be united under one religion....
• The Pope is on his 1988 tour of America, in the middle of his 3 day bash in New York.
  On the second day, he is driving back to his motel after a heavy days bible bashing....