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  The assistant picks up a pair of silver tongs, retrieves a doughnut and places it on a dish....
• Needing Deodorant... A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant.
  The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have....
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his daughter's birthday and that he hasn't bought her anything.
  Out the corner of his eye he sees a shopping mall....
• Why did God create WASP's? Someone has to buy retail!
  What do WASP's think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is? A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers....
• A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked "Yes sir,may we help you?
  "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied....
• How many American Colonists does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they didn't have light bulbs back then!!!!! How many Founding Fathers does it take to change a light bulb?...
• A new sales assistant was hired at a large dept. store.
  On his first day, the sales manager took him around to show him the ropes....
• Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor.
  The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND an ear, nose, and throat man....