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Seen In The Men's Lavatory: Hi, I Am 9.5 Inches Long And Two Inches Thick.
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Seen in the men's lavatory:
Hi, I am 9.5 inches long and two inches thick.
Under which was the reply:
Interesting, and tell me, how big is your dick?
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