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• If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
• Use an accordion, go to jail. It's the law.
• Murpny's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
• Ken's Letter To Santa: Dear Santa, It has come to my attention that one of my colleagues has petitioned you for changes in her contract, specifically asking for anatomical and career changes.
  In addition, it is my understanding that disparaging remarks were made about me, my sexuality, and some of my fashion choices....
• Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
  .. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
• Soon After The Invention of the Thermos... One day Ken is sitting in his house when the doorbell unexpectedly rings.
  He answers the door and finds a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object....
• 18 UNNATURAL LAWS 1. O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN Clenliness is next to impossible.
  2. LIEBERMAN'S LAW Everybody lies; but it doesn' matter, since nobody listens....
• Wyszowski's Law: No experiment is reproducible.
• Anarchy is against the law.