Monty Python:
- My dog's got no nose.
- But how does it smell?
- Awful.
Atomic version:
I say, I say, I live near Sellafield and my dog's got no nose,
six legs, two heads, and it glows in the dark.
How does it smell?
Vile...But then I forgot to tell you, it's dead.
Islamic version:
I say, I say, my dog's got no legs.
Why not?
It ran off with my slipper so I chopped them off.
