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Did You Know The Shuttle Commander Was On The Radio When The Shuttle Blew Up?
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Did you know the Shuttle commander was on the radio when the shuttle blew up?
And on the walls, and on the windscreen, and on the ceiling.
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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
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