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• Each new problem that delays space shuttle launches at least helps cut the number of "citizen passengers" interested in accompanying the crew on future missions.
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• Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
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• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
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