So, it was WW2 and a ship was sailing over the seas
when suddenly the captain runs to Bjorn who was stearing the ship and shouted:
"There's a torpedo coming towards us! Go tell the boys downstairs
to wear their life-jackets, but try not to cause any panic."
Well, Bjorn had a sick sense of humour and so he went under the deck and said
to the crew: "You know, I bet that if I put my cock on the table, the whole
ship will explode!"
Everybody laughed, but Bjorn insisted on making the bet.
"I tell you guys, you better wear your life-jackets!"
Still laughing, the men put on their jackets, and then Bjorn laid his genitals
on the table. BOOM!!! The crew found themselves floating in the sea.
The captain spotted Bjorn, swam to him and shouted in anger:
"What the HELL were you doing down there!!!??? The torpedo missed us
by ten meters!!!"
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he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...