Three youths were seated in a restaurant near an elderly lady, whom
they conspired to shock. Said the first in a load voice, "I was born
three months before my parents were married."
"My father was always too drunk to get married at all," said the
second.
"I never knew who my father was," said the third.
The old dear, upon hearing this conversation, turned and said,
"Would one of you three bastards mind passing me the salt?"
