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• What do you call a LADA with a turbo? A Skoda.
• What do you call a LADA with a sun-roof? A skip.
• What do you call a LADA with a flat tyre ? A write-off.
• What do you call a LADA with twin exhausts ? A wheelbarrow.
• Q: What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A: A miracle.
• Q: What do you call the Lada owner's manual? A: The bus timetable.
• What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
• One day, Little Saddam was riding his donkey when and he pulled into the donkey store and said to the owner, "Hey, can you check the asshole on my donkey?
  The guy in the store looked at the donkey's asshole and said, "There's nothing wrong, why did you think there was?...
• What does a Lada buyer do to look sophisticated? Wear dark glasses.
  But how do you tell the Lada buyer from all the other people with dark glasses?...