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• The little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.
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• Q: What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and a twelve inch dick?
  A: Partially handicapped....
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• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
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  The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991, The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3.
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