A priest and a rabbi, long time friends, were having lunch together one day.]
Downing a forkful of fish, the priest asked the rabbi, "Sam, in all your
entire life, do you mean to tell me that you have never ONCE tasted pork? Be
honest with me!" The rabbi answered, "Well, Pat, since you ask me: Once,
back when I was a young man, I was with some friends when we were served
some bacon and eggs. I had a taste of bacon at that time." "Aha! So you see
what you've been missing!?" "But you? Pat, did you ever, ever, have sex
with a woman?" "Well, it was back when I was a newly ordained priest. I
had a beautiful, young parishioner who approached me with troubles. One
thing led to another, and we ended up having sex together." "Better than
pork, isn't it?"
