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As A Child, Jesus Asked His Mother, "Who Am I?" "The Angel Of The Lord Came Down And Laid His Hand Upon Me.
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As a child, Jesus asked his mother, "Who am I?"
"The angel of the Lord came down and laid his hand upon
me. You're the Son of God," was Mary's reply.
Overhearing this, Joseph intoned, "He damn well better be."
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