It Be Revelations Bro!
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De Revelashun Uh Jesus Christ, Which God Gave Unto Him, T'shew
Unto His Servants Wahtahmelluns Which Must Sho'tly Mosey On Down To Pa
De Revelashun uh Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, t'shew
unto his servants wahtahmelluns which must sho'tly mosey on down to pass;
and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John, dig dis:
Who bare reco'd uh de wo'd uh God, and uh de testimony uh Jesus Christ,
and uh all wahtahmelluns dat he saw.
Blessed be he dat eyeballed, and dey dat hear de wo'ds uh dis
prophecy, and keep dose wahtahmelluns which are written derein, dig dis: fo'
de time be at hand.
Raz'tus to de seven churches which are in Asia, dig dis: Grace be unto ya', and
peace, fum him which is, and which wuz, and which be to come; and fum de
seven Spirits which are befo'e his drone;
And fum Jesus Christ, who be de faidful witness, and da damn fust
begotsten uh de wasted, and da damn prince uh de kin's uh de eard. Unto him dat
loved us, and wuzhed us fum our sins in his own blood,
And had made us kin's and priests unto God and his Fader; t'him be
glo'y and dominion fo' eva' and ever. Ah be baaad... Amen. 'S coo', bro.
Behold, he comed wid clouds; and every eye shall see him, and dey
also which pierced him, dig dis: and all kindreds uh de eard shall wail cuz' of
him. 'S coo', bro. Even so, Amen. 'S coo', bro.
ah' am Alpha and Omega, de beginnin' and da damn endin', said de Lo'd,
which is, and which wuz, and which be to come, de Almighty. Slap mah fro!
ah' John, who also am yo' broder, and companion in tribulashun, and
in de kin'dom and patience uh Jesus Christ, wuz in de isle dat be called
Patmos, fo' de wo'd uh God, and fo' de testimony uh Jesus Christ.
ah' wuz in de Spirit on de Lo'd's day, and heard behind me some great
voice, as uh a trumpet,
Sayin', ah' am Alpha and Omega, de fust and da damn last, dig dis: and,
What dou seest, scribble in some scribblin', and t'row it unto de seven
churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos,
and unto Dyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea.
Sheeeiit.
And ah' turned t'see da damn voice dat spake wid me. What it is, Mama!
And bein' turned, I saw seven golden kindlesticks; And in de midst uh de
seven kindlesticks one likes unto de Son of man, cloded wid some garment
waaay down t'de foot, and girt about da damn paps wid a golden girdle.
What it is, Mama!
'Sup, dudes 'haid and his fros wuz honky likes wool, as honky as snow; and
his eyes wuz as some flame uh fire;
And his feet likes unto fine brass, as if dey burned in some furnace;
and his voice as de sound uh many boozes.
And he had in his right hand seven stars, dig dis: and out uh his moud went a
sharp twoedged swo'd, and his countenance wuz as de sun shined in his
strengd.
And when ah' saw him, ah' fell at his feet as wasted. And he laid his right
hand downon me, sayin' unto me, Fear not; ah' am de fust and da damn last,
dig dis:
ah' am he dat lived, and wuz wasted; and, behold, ah' am alive fo'
evermo'e, Amen; and gots' de keys uh hell and uh dead.
Write da damn din's which dou gots'tat seen, and da damn din's which are, and
de wahtahmelluns which shall be hereafter;
De mah'stery uh de seven stars which dou sawest in mah' right
hand, and da damn seven golden kindlesticks. De seven stars are da damn angels
uh de seven churches, dig dis: and da damn seven kindlesticks which dou sawest
are de seven churches.
