In a small Alabama town, almost everybody was excited about
the wedding that was comming up, but at the last moment, the groom
called off the wedding. A puzzled drifter wanted to know why.
PD: "Why did you call off the wedding so suddenly?"
Former groom: "I just found out last night that she's a
virgin!"
Even more PD: "But why is that so bad?"
FG father, leaping to his son's defense: "Hell, if she's not
good enough for her own kin, she ain't good enough for my son!"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...