A child, living in the inner city, goes on a school trip to see a
farm. When he gets back home, he discusses the visit with his father.
``So how was your trip, son?'' says the father.
``It was really good Dad. We went round and saw all the animals. First
we saw the goat, and it was really funny 'cos it had a big pointy
beard; and then we saw the chickens, and they were dead good 'cos they
were scratching in the ground and digging up worms; and then we saw a
field full of fuckers; and then we went to see the woolly sheep...''
``Hang on a minute,'' says the father, ``what was in that last
field?''
``What? The sheep?''
``No, the one before that.''
``Oh, the fuckers. Well, the teacher called them "heifers" but we knew
what he meant.''
Okay, this is something me and my best friend did to our Comp. Sci.
teacher senior year of high school.
We started this joke by getting into heated arguments for a
week before the actual event and of course everything was building up
a big head of steam....