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  The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch....
• The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do.
  He told Red, "I'm sure my readers would love to hear the tale behind your pegleg....
• From bogart%gr@cs.utah.edu Mon Jan 16 05:30:03 1989 Flag
  000000000000 From: bogart%gr@cs.utah.edu (Rod G. Bogart) Subjec...
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  The guy orders a beer for himself, and a dish of water for the pig....
• Once upon a time a sailor ran into his doctor's office and begged him for help.
  He pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his dick, which was sporting a ruby red ring around the tip....
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• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
• A 5-year-old girl gets a kitten for her birthday. Soon thereafter, the Mom, while getting into the car slams the door on the kitten, killing it in front of her daughter.
  Mom explains that "this is life", accidents happen, we learn from our mistakes, and so on....