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• A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor.
  Man: Doctor, I have a terrible (FARRRT!) problem....
• A fellow goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem that I am always farting all of the time.
  Although they don't smell, they do make loud noises, and it is affecting my social life....
• Doctor Visit An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem.
  I fart all the time, Doctor Blake, but they're soundless, and they have no odor....
• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
• A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people.
  Needless to say, this was an especially important deal, and it was imperative that he make the best possible impression....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely.
  The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises not unlike a Kenworth....
• There was a big party going on in the local mental hospital.
  It was a big event, and one of the local doctors had been invited to tour the grounds during the festival....
• A man went to the doctor and said in a very deep gravely voice, "doctor is there anything you can do for my voice?
  The doctor examined him, and noticed that he had a 14-inch cock....