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  but as the business had been in his family for generations and wanted to keep it so, he was keen his not too bright only son and heir take over the running....
• Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big.
  So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unusual....
• Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big.
  So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unusual....
• The opinions here are strictly my own (or those of my machine)
• A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately. - Data
• Guy is in a bar and he sees a couple of women. One is absolutely stunning and the other one is just a dog.
  As he is eyeing the foxy chick and getting nowhere her friend walks up to him....
• Q: Whats the function of a woman? A: Life-support system for a pussy.
• A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, and pressed the button labeled, "Coffee, double cream, sugar.
  No cup appeared. Then two nozzles went into action, one sending forth coffee, the other, cream....
• Butcher Dance A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances.
  At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film....