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  It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty....
• The defendent who pleads their own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.
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• The client who pays the least complains the most.
• Jury -- Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
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  Remind me to mention you in 'Software Dispatch'" "Scotty", exclaimed McCoy, "the least mention of what we're doing the better....
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  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.
  It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty....
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