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• Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
  We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
• The Diagnostic Supervisor stepped out of Turbolift TLA3
  and stared at the carnage before him on the bridge....
• Mr Scott, I have a fix - it's Captain Kirk !" "Mr Scott to transporter room.
  Lock onto navigator's coordinates and beam to the bridge immediately" The captain materialized next to the navigator console, with an extremely surprised look on his face....
• Kirk watched the image of /usr/planet dwindle in the viewer, and turned off his backup copy of the Error Logger.
  "Captain, special Kernel mode AST from Star Fleet command....
• ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
  When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
  Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....