Getting The Job Done
Jane entered the kitchen one morning, reached to turn on the light, and it
didn't work. After replacing the bulb, still no light. When John, her
husband, came home, she said "Honey, the light switch is broken. Could you
fix it for me please? To which John replied while displaying proudly the
front of his TShirt, "Do you see 'Electrician' written on the front of this
shirt?" Jane said nothing.
Next day John came home and Jane said, "Honey, the cabinet door fell off
today. Could you put it back on for me please?" To which John, of course,
replied, "Do you see 'Carpenter' written anywhere on the front of this
shirt?"
Next day John came home and Jane said, "Honey, the water pipe under the sink
is leaking. Could you fix it for me please?" Right! John replied, "Do you
see 'plumber' written anywhere on the front of this shirt?"
Next day John came home and the light switch was working, the cabinet door
had been replaced, and the pipe wasn't leaking. John said, "I see you found
some good repairmen". To which Jane replied, "No, I just called the neighbor
next door." John asked, "Oh really? And how much did he charge?" Jane
laughed and said, "He didn't charge anything. He said I could just bake him
some "goodies" or we could trade it out in sex."
To which, of course, John asked, "Well, what kind of "goodies" did you bake
for him?"
And Jane said proudly while displaying the front of her shirt, "Honey, do
you see Betty Crocker written on here anywhere?"
