Computer Haikus
Your file is that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Aborted effort:
Close all things that are open.
You ask way too much.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
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The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao, until
you bring fresh toner.
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The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless more exist.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...