Satan and the Golf Game
The foursome was playing golf and the young man who was about to putt saw
that he had a long serpentine 40' putt to make. As he was surveying his
situation, he murmured to himself, "I would give anything to make this shot
and really show these guys that I have learned to play some decent golf over
the past five years.
With that, Satan pops up out of the ground right in front of the young man
and says, "I can guarantee that you will make your shot, but it will cost
you."
The man replies, "What is the price?"
Satan responds, "Five years off your sex life."
The man ponders the offer. He considers his age of 29 and adds five years.
He looks Satan in the eye and says, "Okay, it's a deal." Whereupon he makes
an incredible shot and the ball drops in the cup.
Later in the game, the young man is on the last hole. He is now one stroke
behind the leader. As he stands at the tee, he surveys the hole - a 350 yard
drive with a dogleg to the right. He mutters to himself, "I would give
anything to win this game, but I'd need a hole-in-one and that's an
impossible shot. As the young man says this, Satan again pops up out of the
ground and says, "I can guarantee that you make a hole-in-one and win the
game, but it will cost you another five years off your sex life. The man
again considers this offer, thinking 29 plus 10 years. He would be 39 years
old before he could have sex. He agrees to the terms. Sure enough, he sinks
the hole-in-one and wins the game.
As he is signing his game card, Satan pops up out of the ground in front of
him again, this time with a pen and a pad, and asks, "What is your name?"
The man replies, "Father Flannigan."
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