Useful Work Phrases:
** Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
view.
** The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
** Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
** No, my powers can only be used for good.
** I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
** You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
** I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
** What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
** I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
** Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
** I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
** It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
** Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
** How about never? Is never good for you?
** I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
** I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
** I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
** I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
** Who me? I just wander from room to room.
** My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
** It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm
really quite busy.
** At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
** You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
** I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
** Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
