15 things that SEX and PARKING SPACES share in common:
1. You should never have to wait to find one
2. You should be able to slide right into one
3. Spaces in the front are always the best
4. When no front spaces are available, spaces in the rear will always
suffice
5. It sucks when someone else is double-parked
6. Your space should still be open and waiting when you get back
7. It's a tragedy when you have a 'full-size' car but there are only
'compact' spaces
8. A full-size car is good to find
9. People are willing to wait in line for the good spaces
10. Spaces with short time limits are annoying and never satisfying
11. We're all looking for the free space with the "unlimited" time limit
12. A house isn't a home without a parking space
13. Some people are uncomfortable with a space in the rear
14. Why is it best-looking cars are always the ones who only like parking in
the rear?
15. The better your parking techniques are the more parking spaces you can
get into
