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• There was this salesman who died. At the pearly gates St Peter said that he could chose whether he wanted to go to heaven or hell.
  First, St Peter showed him heaven. There were people dressed in white flying through the clouds, singing and playing harps....
• Three guys, an Italian, a Jew and a Polack, just died and were being judged as to their worthiness of entering the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter said that they were all equally bad, so the ones that proved themselves in a test of faith would get in....
• A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St.
  Peter. St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them both out before deciding....
• Bill, Frank, and Rod were waiting for entrance into Heaven.
  St. Peter walked up to Bill and asked, "How many times did you cheat on your wife, and remember, I will know the truth....
• Titanic Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question....
• Three recently deceased college graduates, one from Harvard, one from Baylor and the last from Texas A&M, showed up at the Pearly Gates.
  The Gates were in desperate need of repair, so St....
• It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.
  When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to be married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union....
• A man dies and approaches the pearly gates where he encounters St.
  Peter. "Ah", says St. Peter, "we've been expecting you....
• Harold suspected his wife of playing around on the side, so one day he took the afternoon off and comes home extra early.
  He entered his apartment, which was on the 3rd floor, and started looking around....