A "Smart Blonde" joke?!?!
A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security
for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce
parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the
bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives
the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had
your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you
are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow
$5,000?"
The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks
for 15 bucks?"
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
