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• Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas Eve, You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
  She'd been drinking too much eggnog, And we begged her not to go, But she forgot her medication, So she staggered out the door and through the snow....
• RETIREMENT -- FROM A CHILD'S VIEWPOINT After a Spring Break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays.
  One small child wrote the following: We always used to spend holidays with Grandpa and Grandma....
• A young boy asks his Grandmother how old she is, to which she replies "That's none of your business.
  So he asks her how much she weighs and again she replies "thats none of your business....
• A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
  He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
• A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.
  The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole....
• A bright, well-behaved little boy lived with his parents and grandparents in suburbia.
  One evening, the boy's father passed outside his bedroom and was pleased to hear him kneeling beside his bed saying his prayers....
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....