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• From: neighorn@qiclab.UUCP (Steve Neighorn) Subjec
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• Ready for bed Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, I'm tired, and it's getting late.
  I think I'll go to bed." She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches, rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning....
• And who says our educational system is in dire straits?
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• When Parker Pen marketed a ballpoint pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to say "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you.
  However, the company mistakenly thought the Spanish word "embarazar" meant embarrass....