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Classified Ad Mistakes The Following Are Actual Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers.
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The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city
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Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us
once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced
yard, meals, and smacks included.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing
to travel.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience
preferred.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round
bottom for efficient beating.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head
illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25;
Children $2.00
For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick
legs and large drawers.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an
extra pair to take home, too.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it
carefully by hand.
For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
Great Dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in
beautiful condition.
Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family
appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
Man, honest. Will take anything.
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here
first.
Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find
person.
Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or
drink.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
Wanted. Widower with school age children requires
person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be
capable of contributing to growth of family.
And now, the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in
variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in
your home for $1.00.
Related:
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
-Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
-Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties.
Must be capable of contributing to growth of family....
One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the first day of Christmas, my kitten ruined for me.
....... A batch of my special hand-print cookies....