Q. Why did Bill get into this problem?
A. He didn't know that harass was one word.
Q. Clinton Presidential Anthem
A. Kneel to the Chief
Q. Why is there no proof?
A. She swallowed the evidence.
Q. What was Bill's rationalization that oral sex is not a sexual
encounter?
A. Because Monica did not swallow!
Q. Who's handling the case?
A. "Intern"al Affairs
Q. What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?
A. At least this time, there's no doubt about the identity of "Deep
Throat."
Q. How did Bill reply regarding questions of "coaching" Monica's
testimony?
A. "It wasn't words that I put in her mouth".
Q. Why didn't Monica swallow?
A. Because that would be destruction of evidence.
Q. Why is Chelsea upset about Zippergate?
A. Her dad is getting more dates than she is.
Q. Why did Monica Lewinsky accept an offer to work on the White House
staff?
A. She didn't understand know what STAFF he really meant.
Q. What is Revlon calling it's new Presidential winter line for 1998?
A. Shades of the truth
Q. Why is President Clinton waiting to tell his side of the story?
A. He's waiting for Marv Albert to do the interview.
Q. Who's going to score first in the Super Bowl? The Denver Broncos or
the Green Bay Packers?
A. Bill Clinton
Q. What was the White House Chief of Staff's reaction to the Lewinsky
story?
A. Now I know why they kept calling Monica the "head" intern!
Q. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic?
A. Only 1,500 went down on the Titanic.
Q. What's Hillary's new nickname for Bill's penis?
A. "The Titanic" because over 1,500 interns went down on it.
Q. What was yesterday's Washington Post Headline?
A. Bush Beats Clinton
Q. What is Clinton's new Secret Service Code Name?
A. Unibanger
Q. How does Hillary feel?
A. She may be the FIRST LADY, but she won't be the LAST
Q. What do Bill and Ross Perot have in common?
A. They both heard a giant sucking sound!
Q. President Clinton said to Monica, "I didn't tell you to lie in
deposition .
A. I told you to lie in THAT POSITION!"
Q. What's the actual title of Hillary's book?
A1. "It Takes a Village ... to Satisfy my Husband"
A2. "It Takes a Village ... to Watch my Husband"
Q. Realization of another White House intern . . .
A. And all that time I thought that humming was the shredder!
Q. How did Clinton exercise his position as Commander in Chief?
A. By barking out orders ... like "Get Under the Desk!"
Q. Don't feel sorry for Monica......
A. She'll be back "on her knees" in no time!
Q. Why does Clinton think he's innocent,
A. Because he didn't inhale the intern!
Q. What's the new game they're playing in the White House?
A. Swallow the Leader.
Q. What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume?
A. "Sat on the Presidential Staff"
Q. What's the new press name for the latest Presidential scandal?
A. Fornigate.
Q. What position did Monica Lewinsky have at the White House?
A. Missionary
