Things Only A Mom Can Teach You:
** My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father
gets home."
** My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... "You are going to get it when we
get home!"
** My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking?
Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!"
** My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall out off that swing and break
your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
** My Mother taught me AGRICULTURE... "If you don't stop swallowing those
seeds you're going to have watermelons growing out your nose."
** My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling
test, you'll never get a good job."
** My Mother taught me ESP... "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know
when you're cold?"
** My Mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,
don't come running to me."
** My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."
** My Mother taught me about SEX.... "How do you think you got here?"
** My Mother taught me about GENETICS... "You're just like your father."
** My Mother taught me about my ROOTS... "Do you think you were born in a
barn?"
** My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE... "When you get to be my age,
you will understand.
** And my all time favorite... JUSTICE... "One day you'll have kids, and I
hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like."
