Interesting Golf Quotes:
** One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a
bowling ball.
- Don Carter, pro bowler
** Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
- Jimmy Demaret
** My physchiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings
f euphoria I experience from time to time.
- Bruce Lansky
** Have you ever notices what golf spells backwards?
- Al Bolska
** We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.
- Bruce Lansky
** If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
- Dean Martin
** I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
- Buddy Hackett
** I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
- Gerald Ford
** It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did
it in one afternoon on the golf course.
- Hank Aaron
** The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.
- Bruce Lansky
** If you don't succeed at first, don't despair. Remember, it takes time to
learn to play golf; most players spend their entire lifetime finding out
about the game before they give up
- Stephen Baker
** In golf I'm one under; one under a tree, one under a rock, and one under
a bush.
- Gerry Cheevers
** The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see
him laughing.
- Phyllis Diller
** Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.
- Don Herold
** I found out that all the important lessons of life are contained in the
three rules for achieving a perfect golf swing: 1.Keep your head down - 2.
Follow through - 3. Be born with money
- P.J. O'Rourke
** The more I practice, the luckier I get.
- Gary Player
** I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing.
Now I go to the driving range to practice slicing without swearing.
- Bruce Lansky
** What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.
- Walter Hagen
** You make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them
are so rich that neither of their husbands' work.
- Lee Trevino
** My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I
taught her how t play golf.
- Bruce Lansky
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