Some Daffynitions: Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A Cook That Leaves Arby's To Work At McDonald's.

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Some Daffynitions:
Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\:
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\:
What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\:
Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette \burn'-a-det\:
The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\:
What a crook sees with.
Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse \e-klips'\:
What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\:
A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes \hee'-rhos\:
What a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank \left' bangk'\:
What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty \mis'-tee\:
How golfers create divots.
Paradox \par'-uh-doks\:
Two physicians.
Parasites \par'-uh-sites\:
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\:
A helper on the farm.
Polarize \po'-lur-ize\:
What penguins see with.

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