Words From The Wiseguy
** Clones are people, two
** Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
** Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
** Air-Pollution is a mist-demeanor.
** Anything free is worth what you paid for it.
** Atheism is a non-prophet Organization.
** Chemistry professors never die; they just smell that way!
** COLE'S LAW: Slice cabbage thinly.
** Editing is a rewording activity.
** Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
** Gene Police: YOU... Out of the pool!
** Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
** I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
** Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
** What if there were no hypothetical questions?
** Energizer bunny arrested - charged with battery.
** No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway.
A COLLECTION OF ONE-LINERS
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soa but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
I intend to live forever-so far, so good
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?...
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
One Liners Worth Remembering
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soa but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?...