The Cat, The Mice, and Heaven...
One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the
Lord.
The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I
can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know."
The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a
poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."
The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful, fluffy
pillow appears.
A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident, and all
of them go to heaven. Again, the Lord is there to greet them with the same
offer.
The mice answer, "All our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from
cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. Running, running, running; we're
tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so that we don't
have to run anymore?"
The Lord says, "Say no more" and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller
skates.
About a week later, the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing
on the pillow.
The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you got
here?"
The cat stretches and yawns, then replies, "It is wonderful here. Better
than I could have ever expected. And those 'Meals On Wheels' you've been
sending by are the best!"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
