Three Psychiatrists...
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.
"People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but
we have no one to go to with our own problems."
"Since we're all professionals," another suggests, "why don't we hear each
other out right now?"
They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, "I'm a
compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients as
often as I can."
The second admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I
frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me."
The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I
try, I just can't keep a secret."
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