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  He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror....
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• The Cross-Examination... A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like thi
  Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?...
• A Ticket... A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange
  Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one....
• LOUISIANA DWI A young man was pulled over by the Louisiana state police for speeding.
  The officer stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man's window....