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• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• Satan and the Golf Game The foursome was playing golf and the young man who was about to putt saw that he had a long serpentine 40' putt to make.
  As he was surveying his situation, he murmured to himself, "I would give anything to make this shot and really show these guys that I have learned to play some decent golf over the past five years....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Jesus, Moses and a very old man are playing golf. At the first hole there was a water puddle aprox 10 ft.
  from the hole. The first one to go was Moses. He swung and it was a beautiful shot but it headed right for the water puddle....
• This guy's wife was always wanting to go golfing with him and he said he didn't think she would enjoy it.
  She kept pressuring him and finally he gave in. So they're on the golf course and on the first hole the guy hits one 300 yards down the middle of the fairway, hits his second shot three feet from the pin, and putts for a birdie....
• Not Thinking Ahead... A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder & a man handed him a card that read "I am a deaf mute.
  May I play through, please?" The 1st man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that "no, he may NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right....
• One day a man was playing golf by himself. He hit a tee shot into a sand trap.
  While looking for his ball, he unearthed an antique lamp....