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• It's a nice hot summers day and two men are playing golf on a course that is situated near a main road.
  As he is just about to tee off on the 10th hole one of the men notices a hearse driving slowly along the road....
• Taking a day off, Jesus and St. Peter decide to play golf.
  At one part of the course, they came up to a short shot over a shallow pond....
• A golfer and his wife are playing and he slices his tee shot over behind a shed.
  After examining the situation, he concludes that if they open both the front and rear doors of the shed, he could play his second shot through the shed....
• Jesus and Moses went to the links one morning to play a round of golf.
  Moses, out of deference, allowed Jesus to tee off first....
• German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.
  Needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since their relationship had been purely platonic....
• Deciding that they needed a few hours of vacation from Heaven, God and Jesus went down to earth to play some golf.
  Going into the last hole, which was a difficult par 5, they are par for par....
• Satan and the Golf Game The foursome was playing golf and the young man who was about to putt saw that he had a long serpentine 40' putt to make.
  As he was surveying his situation, he murmured to himself, "I would give anything to make this shot and really show these guys that I have learned to play some decent golf over the past five years....
• Not Thinking Ahead... A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder & a man handed him a card that read "I am a deaf mute.
  May I play through, please?" The 1st man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that "no, he may NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right....