Comebacks To "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"
** You haven't asked yet.
** I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
** Because I just love hearing this question.
** Just lucky, I guess.
** It gives my mother something to live for.
** My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.
** I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
** Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
** I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
** It didn't seem worth a blood test.
** I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
** Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
** My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
** I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
** They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
** I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
** I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll
rituals.
** What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
** I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
** Why aren't you thin?
** I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a
trial separation.
(Bonus reply for Single Mothers)
** Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
