Well, shit..
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your
shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, or forget
shit.
Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between
shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some
days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times
when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit
or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a
lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
creation.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along if you give a shit.
