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• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• THE JOB SECURITY QUIZ 1. The boss appears at your cubicle and finds you playing DOOM at your desk, you.
  .. A) Swear to take the game off your hard drive forever, but first make a copy for his kid....
• Bell ringer In a small town, the bell ringer for the church decides he's had his fill and wants to retire, so puts an ad in the paper for applicants.
  The next day, a man without arms shows up....
• Administrative note: "All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version of an original piece about Cricke
  from the Marybourne Cricket Club The White House is allegedly sending Dan Quayle to People's Republic of China to find out who is really in charge....
• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
  “regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
• Martin Hanley (mph@praxis.co.uk) Administrative note
  "All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version of an original piece about Cricket, from the Marybourne Cricket Club From wang@brauer....
• Well, I finally figured it out! Why I am so tired that is.
  The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired....
• The Butterball Turkey Talk-Line's Most Memorable Call
  -- Home alone, a Kentucky woman was in the doghouse when she called the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line....