LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS:
** An application was for employment
** A program was a TV show
** A cursor used profanity
** A keyboard was a piano!
** Memory was something that you lost with age
** A CD was a bank account!
** And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out!
** Compress was something you did to garbage, Not something you did to a
file
** If you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while!
** Log on was adding wood to a fire
** Hard drive was a long trip on the road
** A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
** And a backup happened to your commode!
** Cut - you did with a pocket knife
** Paste - you did with glue
** A web was a spider's home
** And a virus was the flu!