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• Can you count," asked the golfer to the caddy asking for a job.
  Yes sir," said the boy. "Can you add," asks the golfer....
• The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy
  Why the hell didn't you watch where it went?" "Well sir," said the boy, "it don't usually go anywhere, so when you did hit the ball, it sort of caught me by surprise....
• The Avid Golfer... Bill, the avid golfer, contacts a "Medium" and asks if there is a Golf Course in Heaven.
  The Medium says that his request is a big order, but he will try and find out and get back to him in a few days....
• A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway.
  While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun....
• One day a man was playing golf by himself. He hit a tee shot into a sand trap.
  While looking for his ball, he unearthed an antique lamp....
• Not Listed One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole.
  He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway....
• A man was golfing, and everything was going the usual way for his game, when he came to the 16th hole and had a hole in one!
  As he reached in the hole to get his ball, out came a genie....
• A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
  He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car....
• Anything For Golf... A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
  The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt....