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• Actual Caddy Quotes? Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day
  I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake....
• The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy
  Why the hell didn't you watch where it went?" "Well sir," said the boy, "it don't usually go anywhere, so when you did hit the ball, it sort of caught me by surprise....
• A boy scout was out doing his bob-a-job stint one Saturday in Farmborough.
  He walked up to the front door of one house and rang the doorbell....
• One day a man was playing golf by himself. He hit a tee shot into a sand trap.
  While looking for his ball, he unearthed an antique lamp....
• A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway.
  While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun....
• A man goes into a pet shop in Farmborough and walks up to the counter.
  "Yes, sir, can I help you ?" asks the assistant. "I'd like a wasp, please", said the man....
• The Avid Golfer... Bill, the avid golfer, contacts a "Medium" and asks if there is a Golf Course in Heaven.
  The Medium says that his request is a big order, but he will try and find out and get back to him in a few days....
• A farmer walks into an attorney's office to file for a divorce.
  .. Attorney: "May I help you??" Farmer: "Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorces....
• If The Airlines Sold Paint Customer (CU): Hi, how much is your paint?
  Clerk (CL): Well, sir, that all depends. CU: Depends on what?...