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• From wall@tilde.ti.com Mon May 1 18:30:05 1989 Flag
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• You know the story of Noah's Ark, of course. Well
  after the flood when the ark came to rest on Ararat, Noah released all the animals, and held a meeting and explained to them that the Lord wanted them to be fruitful and multiply and repopulate the earth....
• Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, "In six months, I'm going to make it rain until the earth is covered with water and all the evil is destroyed.
  I want you to build an ark and save two of each animal species....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• When Noah was loading the animals on the ark, a pair of adders came to the gangplank.
  Noah said "I'm sorry, but I can only take animals that can multiply, and you're adders"....
• When Noah's ark had finally come to a rest on top of mount Arara
  and when the waters had receded, Noah and his family - along with all the animals - left the ark, and God told them to be fruitful and multiply upon the earth....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
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