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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• To a cat, 'NO!' means 'Not while I'm looking'.
• a black cat is considered bad luck, but a white cat is called "pussy"?
• DARK CONSPIRACY INVOLVING ELECTRICAL POWER COMPANIES SURFACES Rewritten by the Quantum Mechanic (Author Unknown) Updated 8/7/88 W0PN For years the electrical utility companies have led the public to believe they were in business to supply electricity to the consume
  a service for which they charge a substantial rate....
• A visit to the vet... A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help.
  The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table....
• Rosanne Barr sings like a cat in heat...
• Congratulations on your purchase of a CAT Unit! This model contains the following feature
  * User Friendly * Mouse Driven * Self Cleaning * Energy Saving Standby Mode When Not In Use * Self Portable Operation * Dual Video and Audio Input * Audio Output * Auto Search Routines for Input Data * Auto Search for Output Bin * Instant Transition (2 nanoseconds) Between Standby and Full Power Mode Production Detail...
• b>Theorem. A cat has nine tails. Proof. No cat has eight tails.
  Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....