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My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again, I'd have a scab on my ass...
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Bob lost his dick in a horrible traffic accident. Fully recovered except for the use of "Mr.
Happy," late one night he was watching TV. During the commercial break an ad came on for "Doctor Smith's Miracle Penis Replacement Clinic....
I maybe a Poet and I don't Know it. But my Dick... It's a Longfellow!
picture Rodney D. saying this) Fat!! My wife's so fat she doesn't even complain if you leave the toilet seat up!
I tell ya... my wife's so fat, she has to have help using the bathroom....
My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg...
While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
I recently went to see my doctor. I said "Doctor It's me dick!
I flopped it onto the desk, and the doctor asked "so whats the problem?...
George Burns is a guest on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Oprah
George, you're around 90 years old, and you still have women hanging all over you....